1.你咋不上天呢？

古风：阁下何不同风起，扶摇直上九万里？

Who do you think you are?

Ancient style: why is it different, sir?

2.你真是辣眼睛！

古风：汝何不以溺自照？

You are such a hot eye!

Archaism: why dont you drown yourself?

3.不作就不会死

古风：上瑶楼台皆仙色，怎耐偏登极乐，坠佛入魔！

If you dont do it, you wont die

Ancient style: all the buildings of Shangyao are immortal. How can they bear to ascend to bliss and fall to the Buddha!

4.你过来我保证不打死你

古风：我怎敢转身，见你掌心泪痕，断了我心中安稳，你的萧瑟爱恨。

You come here, I promise I wont kill you

Gufeng: How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, which break my peace and your bleak love and hate.

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5.我tm机智了。

古风：寡人果如其母之聪慧。

Im smart.

Ancient style: I am as smart as my mother.

6.你脸大

古风：君颜上似可跑马。

You have a big face

Ancient style: your face looks like a horse.

7.画个圈圈诅咒你

古风：画地成圆，祝尔长眠。

Draw a circle and curse you

Ancient style: draw the ground into a circle and wish you a long sleep.

8.给跪了

古风：膝行而前，以头抢地。

Give me a break; orz